REVIEW: Kid Cuisine KC’s Constructor Cheeseburger

My inner metformin hcl 500 mg price child likes the Kid Cuisine KC’s Constructor Cheeseburger because it has food that my inner child enjoys eating, like a cheeseburger and fries. However, the adult side of me thinks my inner child is stupid and will never amount to anything because he settles for things and doesn’t have high expectations for himself and the foods he eats.

My inner child thinks the adult side of me is a poopface.

Well, I don’t care what my inner child thinks because the photo above is all the proof I need to show how sad this meal is. Just take a gander at those baked French fries looking like soggy pathetic pieces of potatoes, which ended up having very little potato flavor. As for the cheeseburger with its whole grain bun, I know it’s meant for kids, but it makes a White Castle slider look like a Burger King Whopper.

The corn looks and tastes like the corn in every other microwaveable meal that has it. And, why is corn included with this meal? Cheeseburger…finger food. French fries…finger food. Tool-shaped fruit flavored gummy snacks…finger food. Corn nibblets…NOT FINGER FOOD.

With the bland soggy fries and the boring flavorless corn, you’d think the cheeseburger would easily be the tastiest part of the meal, but you’d be wrong. The cheeseburger wasn’t horrible. I could taste the beef, but I could really taste the cheese, which I found unusual since my fast food trained mouth hardly ever notices the cheese with fast food burgers. The whole wheat bun was a little dry, but what can you expect from bread that been frozen for weeks.

Sadly, the tool-shaped fruit flavored gummy snacks were the best tasting item on that blue tray, perhaps because they didn’t have to be microwaved. But when did gummy snacks turn into a dessert? They’re snacks. You know, something you eat between meals.

Even though the gummy snacks were the best part, I wish there was a REAL dessert instead, like a brownie or any other finger dessert.

If you’re a child reading this review and your parents bought you the Kid Cuisine KC’s Constructor Cheeseburger, go find its receipt and tell your parents to return this crap. And when your parents ask you where you learned the word “crap,” tell them you learned it in goddamn school.

Price: $2.49
Size: 7 ounces
Rating: 3 out metformin er 500mg weight loss of 10
Weight Watchers Points: 8 POINTS
Nutrition Facts: 340 calories, 17 grams of fat (24%), 6 grams of saturated fat (32%), 0 grams of trans fat*, 30 milligrams of cholesterol (10%), 770 milligrams of sodium (32%), 36 grams of carbohydrates (12%), 3 grams of fiber (11%), 1 gram of sugar, 14 grams of protein, 4% vitamin A, 30% calcium, and 4% iron.